In keeping with the theme of those who tagged me, Sunny Delight’s page frequently features posts discussing love, romance, sex, and relationships.

Me, I’m more into straight research and hard data. So I thought I’d combine the two and give you data on six of my ex-girlfriends. Spy on them if you wish. I have no interest.

Heights: 4’11”, 5’7”, 5’9”, 5’9”, 6’1”, 6’1”

Religions: Jewish, Jewish, Lutheran, Presbyterian, Quaker, Roman Catholic

Birthplaces: Atlanta, GA; Bristol, TN; Buffalo, NY; Cincinnati, OH; Hoboken, NJ; Mt. Pleasant, TX

Years of Birth: 1953, 1954, 1957, 1962, 1963, 1965

Education: High School Diploma, BA History, MS Sociology, JD (Law); PhD Music, PhD Sociology

“Our Songs:” “The Joker,” by the Steve Miller Band; “Love at First Sight,” by XTC; “Psychotic Reactions,” by Count Five; “Struttin’ with Some Barbeque,” by the Red Onion Jazz Babies; “Superwoman,” by Stevie Wonder; “Tear the Roof off the Sucker,” by Parliament.

Years of First Contact: 1978, 1982, 1987, 1988, 1988, 1990

Years of Last Contact: 1980, 1990, 1994, 1999, 2002, 2005

Methods of Meeting: introduced by relatives, introduced by friends, took the same class, worked for the same organization, kept bumping into each other in the elevator, introduced by friends.

Best Artistic Talents: dancing, dancing, drawing, drawing, playing the piano, singing

Zodiac Signs: Capricorn, Pieces, Gemini, Cancer, Virgo, Scorpio.

Best at Writing: articles, erotica, letters, non-fiction, poetry, shopping list

Platonic Incubation Periods (i.e. the time between meeting and romance): three days, ten days, six weeks, eight months, two years, four years.

Lengths of Courtship: four years, three years, three months, two months, five days, twenty seconds

Reasons for Ending: off to college, off to grad school, found out about her husband, dumped me when she realized she loved me, married someone else in the middle of our relationship, we discovered we were mortal enemies

One of the fun things about Sunny’s Page, Confessions of a Cyberqueen, is a regular feature, in which she lists ten words. In the comments section, we respond by placing next to each term, a word or phrase that comes to mind. Feel free to play along.

Soak:
Bump:
Tease:
Bird:
Margarine:
Game:
Handle:
Gremlin
Eat:
Helplessly: