Sunday, April 26, 2009

For Paper Mountains Majesty: Film School

Ironically, some of the items most commonly cited as evidence of the “Alien Autopsy” film’s fraudulent nature actually don’t prove anything, although they are suspicious. The “princess” model telephone and cord, for example, did exist in 1948, although one would have to wonder why the US Army would use one.

Otherwise, here’s a quick-and-dirty rundown of the most obvious errors, most provided by Captain Kevin Randle.

Inconsistencies noted by Randle

* The movie violates Army regulations requiring the filming of all autopsies in color. The footage here is in black and white. Inventory lists for July 1947 indicate that Roswell Army Air Force Base had a full stock of Kodak color film that month.

* If a cameraman misplaced the color stock, or couldn’t access the film for other reasons (e.g., physical damage, unintentional exposure) and had to shoot it in black and white, he'd still shoot it according to Army regulations, especially since President Truman would review it. Army rules state that the movie camera must be mounted from the ceiling, shooting downward from an angle of sixty degrees, and stationary. The footage here depicts a camera that’s on floor level and constantly moving.

* Army regulations also required a still photographer take pictures from floor level, yet we see neither the cameraman nor the flash of a bulb.

* There is no fourth wall, thus indicating a set.

* At the end of the movie, when examining the alleged alien artefacts, one panel with letters that seem like exotically alien writing (but are actually just highly stylized Roman letters) clearly spell out the word “video.”

* The doctors here use instruments that are for a living patient, not anything that a forensic pathologist would use. If you’ve ever seen an autopsy on The Discovery Channel, or live, then you would know that the doctor uses a heavy gauge knife to make a deep incision from the armpits to below the navel, called a “V-cut.” She does this to expose the internal organs to examination. The doctors in this pseudo-documentary use a scalpel for this purpose, thereby making one of the sloppiest V-cuts in the history of modern medicine.
Inconsistencies noticed by X. Dell

* This contradicts much of the lore associated with the Roswell autopsy. That’s not to say that the lore is correct. But both the lore and this tape cannot be correct. And since the lore has better evidence to support it, I’m not inclined to believe the video when the two disagree. One quick example: accounts place a number of other people in the vicinity, among them security personnel, and an assisting nurse named Naomi Sipes. The film only shows three doctors.

* In addition to not knowing what instruments to use, these doctors don’t seem to know how to do an autopsy. They fail to examine the clothes (either while on the body or off), or do the inch-by-inch inspection required to find small puncture wounds (mostly from hypodermic needles) scars, and other small body parts that could provide evidence of identity. Instead, they start with the naked corpse, play with a few body parts, and try to get it to say “ah.” Then they just cut stuff up.
Inconsistency noted by Foam (affirmed by Helene)

* The eyes don’t seem consistent from shot to shot in their focus.
Facts noted by many other researchers

* The people responsible for perpetrating the hoax came clean. One even produced a feature film about it.

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12 Comments:

  • At 4:25 PM, Blogger Libby said…

    hey, x! good job! i never paid much attention to this at the time. but i gotta ask...did they really take any to wright patterson?

     
  • At 7:12 PM, Blogger Devin said…

    Hi Xdell! I love how you can always come up with new angles on events! Great that foam and Helene noticed things also-I am enjoying this series also-and wonder about the same thing Libby commented on-all the best!

     
  • At 8:59 PM, Blogger Charles Gramlich said…

    The first time I saw the autopsy I got a pretty good laugh.

     
  • At 10:57 PM, Blogger X. Dell said…

    Libby, there are a number of military people, among them Maj. (later Colonel) Jesse Marcel and Lt. Col. Phil Corso who insist that the bodies of three aliens were flown to Ft. Worth, TX, offloaded onto trucks, and driven to Wright-Patterson AFB in Dayton. I, however, have severe doubts that this actually occurred, although I have to admit that none of us is in a position to either prove or disprove the supposition.

    The point here is where we're getting the information. To me, this has far more meaning than a putative alien crash-landing.

    Devin, thanks for dropping by, and am keeping you in my thoughts. I don't really know how unique my angle is. I've heard traces of it before in other places. But the government sources of UFO information I find quite intriguing.

    Charles, I'd be curious to know when you first saw the autopsy footage. Did you see it when it first aired? Like me, on the local news broadcast? Or years later after all of the commentary on it?

     
  • At 1:20 AM, Blogger Aggie said…

    Absolutely fascinating ... you gotta wonder why they bother to hoax these things.

     
  • At 1:36 AM, Blogger SJ said…

    In school I remember my teacher saying to a girl in my class "In really beautiful handwriting you have written a lot of nonsense".

     
  • At 1:36 AM, Blogger SJ said…

    I mean the video not the blog :)

     
  • At 7:57 AM, Blogger dr.alistair said…

    the first thing that made me suspicious was the guy who promoted the film. nervous little suspicious guy acting evasive.

     
  • At 5:01 PM, Blogger foam said…

    many people wwouldn't necessarily know about army regulations or what tools and procedures should be used during an autopsy. well, if they are like me they wouldn't know .. :)
    but the army and autopsy info is extremely interesting. who'd know? 'who' being clueless folks like me ..

     
  • At 9:00 PM, Blogger Helene (the Artist Formerly Known as Kate) said…

    Fun post series. I bet the makers of the film viewed it as a success. It got loads of people talking then and still here we sit talking about it in 2009!

     
  • At 11:06 PM, Blogger X. Dell said…

    Aggie, as it turns out, the film turned into a fruitful self-promotion. Calling attention to one's self could have a number of financial rewards in the long run, especially if you end the matter by disclosing the hoax yourself. More about that later.

    SJ, I would caution that teacher. If people begin to ponder your pretty handwriting, is it really nonsense? After all,it made sense to someone.

    Alistair, you're referring to Ray Santilli. We'll be talking about him shortly.

    Foam, this is exactly the point. Unless you actually know what you're looking at, you can snigger at the footage, you can laugh at it, you can simply dismiss it out of hand as rubbish. But all that would have been sheer guesswork. Basically, many believe what's safe to believe, only because no one will criticize them (besides, they can bond together by laughing at those who considered it possibly real).

    Helene, youhave a point. It's been fourteen years later and people are still talking about this, and similar footage shot in the USSR c.1970.

     
  • At 11:32 AM, Blogger Middle Ditch said…

    Clever. I didn't know about the army regulations. Great read.

     

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